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Voting
Bloc
Aye,
aye, aye.
Her
assurance that plan A would improve
plan
Z was comforting, given that she has spent
the
previous two years eyeing its maturity,
climbing
her graphs like a capital I.
Nodding
thoughtfully, the Is were peeled
off
the charts and replaced with As starting points.
Nay,
nay, nay.
The
sound of an odd-toed ungulate
or
a close relative. My Uncle Robert
was
the Big Ten record holder in the steeplechase
for
half a season. Paralyzed by the responsibility,
he
moaned in his sleep, dreaming of getting a hoof
stuck
in a hurdle, breaking a hind leg
and
forced to put it to sleep,
slowing
Uncle to a canter.
The
undecideds have it.
They
have gone onto middle management,
the
moderate wing of every party,
at
least two marriages,
and
have hung a jury.
Leading
to Uncle only being allowed
to
view horses on film and his trainer
taking
the mean of Z and A to plot the comeback
on
a wet board.
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