A Good Idea

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here is your KFC crushed infant
here is your Price Is Right collapse of hollow viscera
here is your Bud Lite of mass migrations
here is your IHOP of gouged eyeballs (Ustashe style)
here is your Pepsi 'pull' of Building 7
here is your Chucke Cheese water line in New Orleans
here is your Happy Meal of White Phosphorus
here is your Golden Arch of obliterated infrastructure
here is your Taco Bueno 700 mile fence
here is your Who Wants To Be A Millionaire cruise missile
here is your Leave It To Beaver fuel-air explosive
here is your Dr. Phil twin towers planned demolition
here is your Teletubbies Wolf Brigade
here is your Jay Leno predator drone
here is your Oprah minus habeas corpus
here is your Regis of indefinite detention
here is your Whopper of extraordinary rendition
here is your Everybody Loves Raymond unlawful enemy combatant
here is your Disney cluster-bomb amputation

Reporter: What do you think of Western Civilization?
Mahatma Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.